Twilight Charachter Pick Up Lines!

Twilighter Anonymous has posted The Top 10 Pick Up Lines used by some of the Twilight Charachters. (The lists are made up by members of the site.) I think the Jacob list is the funniest.

Jacob Black’s Top Ten Pick-Up Lines:
10. “Wanna see my reservation?”
9. “Will you be the mother of my puppies?”
8. “I give a whole new meaning to ‘Animal Attraction’”
7. “Wanna play a game? You can be Little Red Riding Hood and I’ll be the Big Bad Wolf.”
6. “So…how do you feel about dogs?”
5. “You look imprintable…I mean uhh..impeccable in that outfit”
4. “Hey baby, need a mechanic for that finely tuned body?”
3. “You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?”
2. “I can go from furry to naked in 1.3 seconds”
1. “You know what they say, right? Once you go Black you never go back.”

JASPER’S TOP TEN PICK UP LINES:
10. You seem a little tense. Would you like a chill pill or just a hit of me?
9. How are you feeling? Oh, wait, don’t tell me … let me guess.
8. I must really be dead, Angel, ‘cause this has to be heaven!
7. It’s not my fault I fell in love. Your emotions are what tripped me.
6. Your lips may say no, but your endorphins say yes.
5. I can feel the love tonight … wanna share?
4. My name is Jasper…but you can call me Dr. Feelgood.
3. I know exactly how you feel. Wanna know how I feel?
2. So…did you ever hear the saying ‘everything’s bigger in Texas’?
1. Hey, Darlin’, do you want to see my battle scars?

Edward Cullen’s Top Ten Best Pick-Up Lines
10. I have a private island. Wanna see it?
9. “Pardon me Miss. I…uhh..hello? Dang it! She fainted again. Why can’t I stop dazzling people?”
8. Cullen. Edward Cullen.
7. Hi, I’m Edward. I can be the super hero or the bad guy.
6. I play the field. And it looks like I just hit a home run with you.
5. “I’m an addict. Will you be my heroin?”
4. “Have you been drinking? Or do I intoxicate you?”
3. Hi. The voices in my head just told me to come talk to you.
2. “My sister can see the future. Let me give you a clue, it’s Me + You.”
1. Am I dead? Because I think I just met an angel.